Uh. I’ll throw in my ass for free too.
You’re a close friend’s third cousin with a new baby in the house. You’ve met me once.
Now you want me to make pictures of your baby.
I tell you I’ll give you family rates, well, because you are, technically family.
And you tell me you want a further deal.
Are you like retarded?
Didn’t I just GIVE you a deal?
And then when I turn them down they get pissed.